Jeremy Kyle – supply your own expletive…

Is Jeremy Kyle, with his delusions of his own importance, the most odious, self-obsessed, little shit ever to befoul the earth with his presence? Just asking…

If you’re wondering why I haven’t mentioned this poisonous tosser earlier, it’s because, for once, words fail me. Well, at least words that wouldn’t offend  most of my readers.That opening line is hugely cleaned up.

Instead, I highly recommend Marina Hyde’s column in the Guardian (a few days ago, admittedly, but it’s not like Kyle is going to go away).

The comments, too – well all bar those toeing the Daily Mail/Sun party line – are also well worth your time.