Yes indeed, folks, Scottish Power will be reducing household electricity bills by an average of – wait for it – a whole 36.5p a week (£19 a year). Such magnificent largesse!
And, god help us all, they seem proud of it.
It’s an average of course, so those on dual fuel tariffs will probably get the biggest cut – perhaps reaching the dizzy heights of 50p a week, who knows?
And singletons like me and you will get 3p.
Wait and see!