The amazing Bendy iPhone…

“Smartphones are not designed to be put in pockets” says Chris Green, principal technology analyst at the advisory service Davies Murphy Group, jumping to Apple’s defence.

Seriously? Then what are they supposed to do with them?

Well, OK, putting them in a hip pocket in tight jeans, then sitting down, seems to be a monumentally dumb idea, but they’ve got to go somewhere.

Maybe, then, it’s a good opportunity for Apple to capitalise on this blunder by introducing the Fanboi Handbag?

Or perhaps Irn Bru could market a 3rd-party case – made from girders?