Human ice cream…

Peta, the animals rights group, has asked Ben & Jerry’s to use human breast milk instead of cow’s milk. “If Ben & Jerry’s replaced the cow’s milk in its ice-cream with breast milk, your customers – and cows – would reap the benefits,” wrote Peta’s Tracy Reiman.

And not too long ago, we had Heather Mills (I think), suggesting we should be milking rats as there are, like, just so many of them. Or something.

Sheer bloody lunacy, in both cases. And in the case of Reiman, it reveals a staggering ignorance of human biology. Look, Tracy, it’s simple enough for a child to understand – cows give milk in litres, and lots of them, women in ounces, and slowly at that, so your idea is utterly unfeasible just on physical grounds, never mind the grounds of stupidity and taste. Yes, I do know you were just making a point, but please, go away and stop being such a tedious dumbass…

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